Even the doctor I have yet to meet is chanting at me!

I know, I know, two posts in one night...WHOA! I had to share this though-I got an email from the center that is performing my HSG test giving me strict steps to follow prior to my appointment...pay attention to the last one:

DEY NOEZ?! Ok, I will admit, I did google the test because I was curious of the cost. The stories I "stumbled upon" were a bit scary, but I don't think my anxiety is "heightened" anymore than it already was (nervous of results).

Anyways, I just wish these doctors would stop telling me to stress. Do they know how neurotic I am already?? Telling me not to stress is like telling Ari not to make gay jokes at Lloyd. 

Ain't.Gonna.Happen.