Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Lightening the load

Did Curtis just call me and hand his phone to his coworker, C, so that C could inquire about the size of my "eggs"?? Yes he did.

Did I mention it's barely 7:30 in the morning right now? I'm not even finished with my coffee!

Apparently they have been discussing the topic of my follies since their safety meeting this morning. Curtis' boss even threw in that she wants us to go ahead and fertilize all of my "giant" eggs and she'll take "four of them to lighten the load".

I told her that Curtis would need a big, fat raise and a boatload of time off so he can help care for this litter we would pop out.

Guys, it's 7:30 in the morning. It's too early to talk about my "eggs"/follicles.

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