Saturday in the valley

A few years ago a trip to Barnes & Noble would've resulted in purchases of the western-romance-smut type of literature. Here's what my purchase was today:

In other news, Curtis and I made sure to giggle like pre-pubescent juveniles in the "relationship" section. It was even more hilarious that I immediately thought, "Show offs". Honestly, who has time for 'Take Me To Your Leader' when 'Doggie-Style' is so much easier and produces the same result?

Just keeping the romance alive people.